Miley Cyrus Gets Boozy, Stoned, and Sexy in 'LOL'

Teen queen Miley Cyrus, who has made a fortune with her Disney show Hannah Montana and countless tie-ins, including a 3D movie of a Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus concert tour, is going to show us she's not just another pop star from the Mouse House. After her turn in the soggy Nicholas Sparks movie The Last Song, she's since gone on to release a "racy" music video for her single "Can't Be Tamed," which features a woman with a bird cage on her head as a hat and Cyrus as a winged sexpot being held in a cage who breaks out and wreaks havoc in a museum.

Her next stop on the "Screw You, I'm a Grown-Up!" tour is the movie LOL (Laughing Out Loud), which is based on a French movie of the same name. Both movies were directed by Lisa Azuelos, who wrote the screenplay for the French version and co-wrote the screenplay for this adaptation. I haven't seen the original, so I don't know if it's any good. Have you?

HollywoodLife.com has apparently seen a copy of the script (and PopEater has a snap from the movie), and it reads a bit like Thirteen mixed with Showgirls. In the film, Cyrus "loses her virginity, talks about sex incessantly, smokes marijuana, kisses one of her two best female friends on the lips, gets wasted and accidentally shows her mom, Ann, (Demi Moore) her Brazilian wax."

Meanwhile, Moore is saddled with lines like, "You're my daughter... And I won't let you turn into a porn star!"

Some are comparing this stab at a bad girl makeover to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and other Disney gals who went to their dark sides, but none of those gals had daddies like Billy Ray to make sure their achy-breaky hearts didn't stray too far from the fold. Is this all a family-approved move at making sure Cyrus stays relevant as she ages out of the Disney market? Is Cyrus talented enough to escape the long shadow of Hannah Montana?

Let's not forget that despite the unending legal and personal troubles, Lohan is actually a pretty good actress, and instead of reveling in the tabloid frenzy, some are actually hoping she'll eventually make a Robert Downey Jr.-like comeback. Does Cyrus have the chops to begin with -- or material that will give her the opportunity to show 'em off?

CHRISTINA HENDRICKS FRONTS A SEXY NEW AD CAMPAIGN FOR LONDON FOG!

CHRISTINA Hendricks is one sexy lady!
And to prove it, the Mad Men star is fronting the London Fog fall 2010 ad campaign!
“London Fog is a classic brand, which I love. It also ties into Mad Men, we used London Fog in the show and this was a nice way to tie everything together,” the Emmy-nominated actress says of the outerwear label.

“The trench is such an iconic shape for men and women. It works for anyone — it worked in the 1960s and it works now.”

“Christina has a modern appeal but also harks back to a bygone era,” adds the brand’s chief marketing officer, Dari Marder.

Shot by Nino Muñoz, the elegant black-and-white ads feature Hendricks posing seductively in London Fog coats and accessories, and are set to debut in October fashion and lifestyle magazines as well as outdoor and online.

Hendricks recently revealed her favorite thing about starring in Mad Men.

“I adore the incredibly tight clothing,” the actress, who plays Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce office manager Joan Harris in the hit show, told Britain’s GQ magazine.

“My own wardrobe’s changed — I’ve streamlined a little bit and definitely learned from Joan’s sleekness and tailoring.”

“Joan’s a dream to play — she’s not always prancing around the office. There’s that side to it, which is really fun, but there’s nitty-gritty,” she added.

“She’s what makes the workplace so fun — in a workplace that can be so dark and so much tension, Joan gives some levity.

“And the wonderful thing is she still has these darker moments among the fabulous highs.

“I just keep praying for Joan to get her power back. To resolve her problems and rise to the top. To fight back!”

Kim Kardashian: LAVO Party Girl

Starting the weekend with a night on the red carpet, Kim Kardashian attended the LAVO two-year anniversary party in Las Vegas, Nevada on Friday (August 13).
Joined at The Palazzo Resort & Casino event by her PR pal Jonathan Cheban, the E! reality star looked stunning as she passed through the arrivals area before joining DJ vice in the deejay booth.
With fellow attendees including Molly Sims and Stephanie Pratt also on-hand, Kim tweeted during her fun-filled club visit, writing, "Wow playing Jodeci in the club. Lavo! Sexy!"
In related news, Kim has been drumming up interest in a charity auction being held by gal pal LaLa Vazquez - who is selling off a custom pink 2006 Land Rover Range Rover Sport.
With only hours left to bid on eBay, the current price from the hot SUV is sitting at $47,300.00.

Kara DioGuardi Found Out She Was Fired From Newspaper

How did Kara DioGuardi find out she was fired from American Idol?
"She read it the way you did and I did," her dad, Republican senate candidate Joe DioGuardi, tells Capital Tonight (via The Hollywood Reporter). "Would you believe she did not hear -- and still has not heard -- anything?"
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Fox has yet to confirm publicly the judge switchup, but multiple outlets began reporting the news on July 30.
Joe goes on, "Her disappointment is that that's the way she's being treated and she feels that's not proper. I think they're trying to create a lot of buzz... they're trying to reformat the thing."
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Jennifer Lopez, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and Jessica Simpson have all been rumored replacements for DioGuardi and Simon Cowell, who is leaving to launch the X-Factor in the U.S. See the top 10 celebrity bands.
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Joe doesn't think his daughter, who has written songs for Britney Spears and Pink, will suffer career-wise.
"Kara has a very deep career in music. She'll be fine," Joe says. "Would she want to do it another year? I think so... I think at some point [she] will confront them on that."

Share This | Related Sexy Mom - Charisma Carpenter Poses in Bikini for 40th Birthday

Charisma Carpenter is still a sexy mom and displays her bikini body for celebrity magazine In Touch Weekly. "I ate lobster with butter and three slices of cake — I was really indulgent!" Charisma Carpenter told the weekly entertainment publication while celebrating her recent 40th birthday while promoting The Expendables at Comic-Con.

"I love food too much to not eat and I don't want to be the angry, hungry girl." Whether it's eating or working out in preparation for her In Touch bikini shoot, the actress, best known for playing Cordelia on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel says she "doesn't do anything half-ass."

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The report adds her attitude is why she's turning 40 with a smile — and snagging a plum role in the summer's most eagerly awaited action movie, with an all-star dream team cast led by director/star Sylvester Stallone, helps.

"I want Hollywood and America to know 40 is not old," she says. "As my mom told me, 'Charisma, welcome to the best decade of your life, because not only do you look as good as you did when you were 23, but you're so much smarter.' I'm now better in every way: I've had years to hone my craft. I'm better at acting, I'm a better mom, I'm a better friend. I'm just a more confident woman. It's awesome!"

Sexy NY Jets debut 2010 Flight Crew vs. Sans cheerleader Giants

As the New York Giants go head-to-head with the Jets in their first preseason game, one has to wonder if Giants fans miss having hotties on the sidelines?

"The Giants do not have a cheerleading squad," writes the Giants'. "We have always felt that the game should be the focus of the day of game presentation."

Though business-like, prepping for a season sans cheerleader squad seems boring. While the Giants go without, the Jets fans are bracing themselves for the 2011 Flight Crew calendar and getting ready to preview what their girls have been working on in the off-season.

See how the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders stay sexy-in-shape here!

"I really look for girls who are reliable, responsible and organized in addition to being beautiful, smart and great dancers," Flight Crew coach Denise Garvey said in 2010 pre-audition interview.

"Come on, I'm an NFL cheerleader," said 22-year-old 2010 flight crew member Jasmine. "How great is that?"

Check out the pic slideshow of the girls below and the videos from 2010 Flight Crew / New York Jets cheerleader training camp...

Jessica Alba: Sexy Smoker

Having just made her way out to the east coast, Jessica Alba multi-tasked as she chatted on her cellphone and smoked a cigarette after doing some shopping in the SoHo district of New York City on Monday (August 16).

Not wanting to send the wrong message, the "Into the Blue" babe quickly tried to hide her smoke as soon as she spotted the paparazzi - as she's recently been smoking more and more with insiders blaming the pressures of Hollywood as the cause.

Also making sure to keep her fit and healthy appearance, Jess spent the weekend working up a sweat during the First Annual Rising Stars of America All-Star Kickball Game in Santa Monica, CA on Saturday.

Held for charity and spearheaded by NBA star Baron Davis, Jess tweeted after the fun-filled festivities, "Great event BD! Thanks for everything RT @Baron_Davis: Shoutout to @cash_warren winner of the 1st Rising Stars of America Kickball MVP the Golden Boot is yours for a year..."